ewnay ostpay, ellohay erethay!
Itsyay unnyfay enwhay ouyay ooklay atyay omeone’ssay oughtsthay, aidlay outyay inyay roperpay deroray. Eemssay… rongway, oesn’tday ityay?
Ellway, itsyay otnay. Iyay eanmay, oday ouyay onstantlycay avehay ethay amesay indkay ofyay easiday, ithoutway enevay oneyay terruptioninay?
Eahyay, onay ayway.
Pig Latin is actually pretty simple but does require some work per person: It goes like this. Take the first letter (or first two depending on vowels and sounds, you’ll see when you start translating), and move that letter to the end of the word. For example: “Rock” -> “Ockr”. Looks wrong, well we aren’t done yet. Now, add “ay” after that. So then, “Ockr” -> “Ockray”. An easier visual indicator is “Ock-ray”. Got that? Good. This little post is relevant to everyone and not too long. You can do it! It will require some of that context and those two first letters I talked about.
OH! also - some really short and common words just get a “yay” after them instead of moving letters around.