poop time
Not a very dignified title, no. But I was sure it would get a click. And look at that - here you are, clicking on an entry called “poop time”. You wonder at first what it could be about, first assuming the obvious. But it doesn’t go that way, no - it’s actually a trap, one you’ve set off like a curiosity-filled cat.
That’s okay, though. This trap isn’t harmful, it isn’t malicious, it’s really just a nice little chat where I talk at you, and you listen in whatever voice you’ve got in your brain that fits me best. A fun little exercise, don’t you think? It’s fun to read out sentences crafted with care, to let them flow like the wind off one’s mental tongue.
I didn’t trick you, despite me calling this a “trap”. For it is indeed true that it is poop time. For me, not you.